heart:

there are people that use their phone in the bathroom and there are people that lie

babygoatsandfriends:

obamafart:

egberts:

ok but, have you seen this duck on a skateboard?


i need one

he was a skater duckshe said cya later duckquack quack quack quack quack

babygoatsandfriends:

obamafart:

egberts:

ok but, have you seen this duck on a skateboard?

i need one

he was a skater duck
she said cya later duck
quack quack quack quack quack

Favourite Moments from Cosmos: A SpaceTime Odyssey (5/?)

- From Episode 8: Sisters of the Sun

judgebunnie:

undereyelids:

Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits

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Me: Who's a good boy?

Dog: ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Me: YOU'RE A GOOD BOY!

Dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!